She said it, and my imagination got the best of me. What I heard was, “Ferret Fest”. I asked myself, “What? That’s amazing… where does it happen? Is it once a year? Are there different locations? Is it international? Do I have to have my own ferret to attend? Is there a parade with ferrets in costumes?” The images, the fanfare, the pageantry… then I listened more intently as she said it again, “therapist”. I quietly exhaled. I so wanted it to be true.

Ingredients: Clementine skins, pistachio shells, carrot peels, irises, marigold petals, remnants from my Lomi*
 

*Lomi is a countertop composting appliance